my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of “world famous detective” without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity
Ive made a new game its called the drink yo self to death game the rules are take a shot every time a new fcking ugly bitch from krakow trys to steal my man on whatsapp
Saw another tiktok of someone making fun of pretentious cinephiles who like eight hour long Latvian movies or whatever and I’m so tired of this shit, man, I’m tired of the stupid explanations people come up with to wave away this dumb, dumb joke
Crazy how their hypothetical “bad” movie is always foreign. I’m sure that doesn’t betray something about the person making the claim at all, no sir
Carefully navigating a pin over a global map and seeing how far east I can go before getting in trouble, constantly glancing back at my audience for approval.
“Eight hour long… Hungarian movie?”
[Audience titters]
“Eight hour long… Turkish movie?”
[Fewer chuckles, some muttering]
“How about those boring eight hour long… Iranian movies?”
i was scrolling through the tags on the ‘how many books have you read this year’ poll and i just want every 0-5 book reader to know that whether you’re dyslexic, you have trouble focusing, you have a job or other full time responsibilities, or perhaps you are just a slow reader by nature, that you’re a better reader than this person
